All About Men III

Question: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
Answer: 1. No mind.   2. No business.

Question: Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
Answer: He bronzed it.

Question: What does a man consider a seven course meal?
Answer: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

Question: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Answer: Who cares.

Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
 

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