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Why Women Are So Bright

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
  • Taxis stop for us.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
  • We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

 


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