Marriage Quickies I

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
 

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