Marriage Quickies V
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
Married life is very frustrating:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won