Question: How do you save a man from drowning?
Answer: Take your foot off his head.
Question: What do you call a man with half a brain?
Question: What is the thinnest book in the world?
Answer: "What Men Know About Women"
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better.
Question: How do men sort their laundry?
Answer: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".