Question: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
Answer: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
Question: Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
Answer: He bronzed it.
Question: What does a man consider a seven course meal?
Answer: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Question: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Answer: Who cares.
Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.