When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was
spending less than his wife did.