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Valentine's Knock Knock Jokes

Why not jazz up this year's Valentine's Day card with a witty knock-knock joke? Too corny? Maybe, but they could work as an effective ice-breaker to make any discussion a little less tense. These romantic knock-knock jokes are also suitable for making a class of students laugh, or at least roll their eyes. Have fun!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be your Valentine.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got you a Valentine!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaican me crazy.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye think you're the best!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima hoping you'll be my Valentine.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know you mean the world to me?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentine chocolates for me?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, my love.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is all that stands between us. Open up! :)
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you stunning?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a Valentine.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut you know I love you? <3
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how much I love you?
 


 

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